CJ (5) "mommy, Snowball's heart is beeping slowly"
Uhm, I think you mean BEATING kid lol
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Wyatt (age 3 1/2) when riding a "horse":
"Kitty up! Kitty up, horsey!"
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Jameson (2): "It por me?"
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Jameson (2) "I eat. My pood?"
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Wyatt ( 3 1/2) : "No! It's mine! He can't news it!"
News = Use
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At the doctors office the other day with all 4 boys I decided to play a "game" and have them say the letters of the alphabet one at a time...
Logan: G
CJ: H
Wyatt: I
Logan: J
CJ: K
Wyatt: "elemeno"
Everyone: hahahahahahahahaaaaa
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Wyatt (2)
Gooch over so I can sit leck-a you!
Translation: scootch over so I can sit next to you!
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wyatt took a nap on the couch... this is the conversation that followed:
me: I hope you didn't pee on the couch... can i feel your pee?
wyatt: nope, it's ac-ully (actually) gone
me: your pee pee is gone? where did it go?
wyatt: yeah, it's in my belly ... ac-ully a monster ate it...
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Wyatt (2 1/2) singing "Jingle Bells":
"Tinkerbell. Tinkerbell. Tinkerbell. Tinkerbell!"
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Logan: "Angry Birds! I want Angry Birds!"
Me: "Logan, do you even know what Angry Birds IS?"
Logan: "Well, YEAH! It's birds that are angry!"
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Wyatt, yelling from his room where he was putting his baby doll to sleep: "BABE!
BAAAAABE!"
So finally I say, "what?"
he goes "I pat-pat him babe?"
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"Mommy, is Jameson the cutest baby on Earth?" - Logan (age 6)
"I think so." - Me
"Me too." - Logan
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"Rock. Baby. Scissor. Shoe!" - Wyatt (age 2)
Translation: "Rock. Paper. Scissors. Shoot!"
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As his big brothers move around saying they are zombies Wyatt (2) says...
"I a laum bee!"
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"Knock knock." - CJ age 3
"Who's there?" - me
"Banana butt." - CJ
"Banana butt who?" - me
"Don't cry!" - CJ
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"Mommy, LAY DOWN! I tick-lull you!" - Wyatt age 2
translation: "Mommy lay down. I tickle you."
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"We are traveling in my bed and CJ and Wyatt are my sons... Wyatt is the 3 year old now and CJ is a teenager, he's 13... and I'm 17"
"You had a kid when you were 4?" - me
"Ugh, NO Mommy... I found these kids on the street." - Logan age 6
Later...
"Son. Hey, Son... You want to come watch your brother go to the bathroom?" -Logan
"Oh, YEAH! With you! Uhmm, wait... I, uhm, maybe, uhm.... have to go back to my hiding place." - CJ age 3
"Hey, Son. You're a teenager so you need to come here" - Logan
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"My piggy piggy in dare!" - Wyatt age 2
Translation: My piggy bank is in there
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"RAINBOW COMING! RAINBOW COMING!" - Wyatt age 2 outside waiting for the rain to start to fall
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"Ooh ooh pohter coming!" - Wyatt age 2
Translation: Roller coaster coming!"
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Me: "Wyatt, why can't you go to sleep like a big boy?"
Wyatt: "tuz I not!"
Me: "You're not a big boy?"
Wyatt laughing: "Nooo"
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"Guess who's Grandma Roni's sooooooooooooon? Uncle Joooooosh." - CJ age 3
apparently his daddy and other uncle aren't his grandma's sons... lol
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"You're my Moo-Pork" - Me
"No! I'm a Butt!" - CJ
"Yeah, you are a butt." - Me
"Yeah, a Spiderman butt. Cause I'm Spiderman!" - CJ
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Wyatt's Scout Puppy toy: "I'm feeling sad, will you give me a hug?"
Wyatt: "NO!"
